Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Walked in the room like
“What’s up”
Then I froze
Jaw dropped
Starstruck
Saw a cat in the wildest pose
Doing things that a cat should never know
My brain went blank
Then rewind
“Am I high
Or did I just lose my mind?”
Point
Double take
Eyes wide
Full glitch
Muttered one phrase only
“Holy… switch”
[Chorus]
I just SHIT THE BED
That’s my story
Way too much for my eyes
I’m sorry
Didn’t ask for that scene in my head
Now my soul logged out and I
Sh-sh-shit the bed
Yeah I
Sh-sh-shit the bed
[Verse 2]
Neighbors heard me scream from the hall
Dropped my phone
Full send
Free fall
Every swear word lined up in a row
All caps
Bold font
Comic show
Now I’m side-eyeing every pet I see
Like
“What cursed timeline did you bring to me?”
Need brain bleach
Priest
And a mop instead
‘Cause that frame replayed till I wrecked my bed
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Therapist said
“Draw what you saw”
I said
“You first
I respect my law”
Group chat lit
All caps
They read
“Bro
I laughed so hard I wrecked my bed”
[Chorus]
Style
pophigh-gloss comedy-pop with male vocals: clean funk guitar on the versestight bassand snappy drums. chorus pops with gang shoutstambourineand bright synth hits. big stop-and-go moments for punchlines; bridge drops to half-time with talk-rap deliverythen explodes back into a final hook. vocals ride the beat like a stand-up set over bubblegum radio production.comedy
Prompt
I saw a Pussy doing a Your butt Dickhead. It made me Holly SHIT. It was so Torts that I Shit the bed . My favorite genre of music is Comedy/pop.
Credits
Prompt by
QuantumLoop75
QuantumLoop75GeneratedDec 31, 2025
ModelAria v5
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