Yeah yeah TAZZY got it down let's go its fucking cold out sitting on the hill
in bodfish gotta brush my little devils hair kim yelling at the little devil cuz
she thinks she running things tim comes out wants to know why the
little devil is on the stairs by her self
he must be new they run this area Jackie walking around lost in thought
trying to remember what she forgot to remember like a gold fish forgets
every 3 seconds neaveh wanting
Annie's new number reko playing with his truck while neaveh got her long
board gonna ride it down drive way
she gonna eat shit be covered in mud but that's what makes it fun dam it cold Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Is your name Rudolf? Because you light up the room.
I’d like to be the Santa to your Mrs. Claus.
I’d like to make your sleigh bells ring.
I can jingle those bells.
Are your legs Christmas presents because I want to open them.
You know what Santa and I have in common? We both love a good ho-ho-ho.
I’ve got a special toy from Santa’s workshop just for you.Are you on the nice list? Because you’re looking mighty nice tonight.
I’ll leave milk and cookies out for Santa. YOUR late night snack is ME.
I’d like to put my partridge in your pear tree.
You make me want to get coal in my stocking.
How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
Do you wanna be on my naughty list?
It’s a Christmas sale! All clothes in my house are 100% off.
Christmas is about giving gifts! I’m totally a giver. If you know what I mean.
Wanna ride my sleigh tonight?
Let’s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.
I can’t wait to watch your balls drop.
Trust me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.What do men and snowmen have in common?
They both have snowballs