

Prompt / Lyrics
Verse] Snow falls hard but the deals fall harder Santa’s got a network that's a trapper All elveletts in the workshop packing the stash It’s givin a candy cane cash smash Red suit rolling with a gold trimmed grill Reindeer circling like they’re guarding the VIP Sleigh ain’t just for the ho hoe Ho- ing It’s the fastest getaway this time of year [Chorus] On the naughty list Better beware Santa runs the North Pole cartel affair Elves doing lines Deals in the air Breaking the rules We just don’t care [Verse 2] All the apple jacks and cola on the table But the snacks ain’t for free Pay the stack Or the polar bear going to leave you Ice and wet That’s the decree Rudolph’s nose glows like a neon sign Guiding the goods on a snow-white line Chimneys drop like secret shafts Gift bags stacked It’s simple it all about the cash From the Arctic cold to the world so wide Santa’s empire’s got no place to hide [Prechorus] Snowmen whisper in the frosty breeze Silent witnesses to the schemes with ease Holiday magic or a frosty crime spree?
Tags
rap
1:17
No
12/9/2025