Gingersnap

[Verse]
On a frosty night by the Christmas tree
The gingerbread man was feeling free
He slipped off the tray with a cheeky grin
Said
"Mrs. Claus
Let’s begin!"
[Prechorus]
Santa's out with his bag of cheer
But something spicy’s happening here
[Chorus]
Oh snap,
Oh snap, the ginger snap!
Mrs. Claus is blushing red
Looking for an excuse
While Santa's ho-ho-ho-ing through the snow
It is about to get hot at the Pole
It's quite a show
[Verse 2]
She said
"You’re spicy and firm”
He said
"Your rolls are sweet and your cake is such a treat"
Sugar and spice 
Mrs. Claus has been naughty!
Gingy been nice
It's just a Yuletide fling!
[Prechorus]
Milk and cookies left on the plate
But gingy looking cake
[Chorus]
Oh snap!
Oh snap, ginger snap!
The gingerbread man’s looking to come down,
Mrs Claus chimney tonight!
Gingy’s busting nuts
And Mrs claus is milking the cow
While Santa’s flying with reindeer from town to town
The gingerbread man and Santa’s Mrs. are stepping out.

Funny holiday country song