The Naughty List Hustle

[Verse]
Snow falls hard but the deals fall harder
Santa’s got a network that's larger than barter
Elves in the workshop packing the stash
Not just toys
It’s a candy cane cash smash
Red suit rolling with a gold trim edge
Reindeer circling like they’re guarding the ledge
Sleigh ain’t just for the holiday cheer
It’s the fastest getaway this time of year
[Chorus]
On the naughty list
Better beware
Santa runs the North Pole cartel affair
Elves on the line
Deals in the air
Breaking the rules
We just don’t care
[Verse 2]
Cookies on the table
But they ain’t for free
Pay the toll or get coal
That’s the decree
Rudolph’s nose glows like a neon sign
Guiding the goods on a snow-white line
Chimneys drop like secret shafts
Gift bags stacked
It’s simple math
From the Arctic cold to the world so wide
Santa’s empire’s got no place to hide
[Prechorus]
Snowmen whisper in the frosty breeze
Silent witnesses to the schemes with ease
Holiday magic or a frosty crime spree?

funky, playful; featuring sleigh bell percussion, jazzy bassline, and a bouncy brass section