Master of Chaos

[Intro]
Yo, he's got words that hit like a storm,
Crazy talk, but we love him for the norms.
Hold tight, let's hear what he's got to say,
Master of the comic, in his own unique way.

[Verse 1]
What's up, you chicken ass eat, huh?
Spittin' wild truths that can't be beat,
My thing's so hard, a cat couldn't scratch,
Dog bites, and he's quick to dispatch.

[Pre-Chorus]
He tosses out advice, it's tongue-in-cheek,
Laughs in every line, more than we think.
Better chance of rubbing sandpaper, oh wow,
Ridin' high on the chaos, he don't ask how.

[Chorus]
He's the king of crazy, the sultan of fun,
Every word he drops, second to none.
Paintin' houses with a Q-tip, that's grace,
Living life loud, no time to waste.
And if you don't like it, well, that's your fault,
He's the wild card, no need to exalt.

[Bridge]
Slam my junk in the car door twice?
Wouldn't surprise, he's that wise.
Got a swagger that’s all his own,
In the realm of chaos, he's the king on the throne.

[Outro]
So here’s to the man, the myth, the joke,
Every crazy word, every stroke.
He's awesome, wild, a true wordsmith,
In the land of the tame, he's the Kingdom's myth.

Country Humorous rap with aggressive humor,, bold and brash tone.  Sing song lyrics counter male voice