Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It's so hard
That a cat can't scratch it
And a dog can't bite it
Man
It just won't give
I'd rather slam it
In the car door twice
Than mess with that
One more time
[Chorus]
It's harder than that
Harder than that
You can bet your boots
I ain't goin' back
Got a better chance
Rubbing sandpaper
On a bobcat's butt
Than doing that favor
It's harder than that
Yeah
Harder than that
[Verse 2]
Tried once
Got burned so bad
Like wrestling barbed wire
In my Sunday slacks
So if you ask me
I'm telling you flat
I'd rather kiss a cactus
Than go through that
[Outro]
It's harder than that
Harder than that
A cat can't scratch
And a dog can't snap
Got a better chance
With that bobcat’s wrath
Than saying yes
To all of that
Style
upbeat country-rock comedy track with stomping drumsand big gang-vocal singalong chorus. male vocalsconversational and playful with punchline focus and space for crowd call-and-response on hook phrases.scratchtwangy electric guitars
Prompt
It's so hard that a cat can't scratch it and a dog can't bite it.  I'd rather slam it in the car door then do that.  a better chance to rub sandpaper on a bobcats butt then get that. 
Credits
Prompt by
SarasBananaBoat
SarasBananaBoatGeneratedDec 12, 2025
ModelAria v5
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