[Verse 1]
Workplace warriors, keyboard knights,
Slingin' that shade in fluorescent lights.
Cubicle combat, y’all throwin’ darts,
But your aim's all whack, couldn’t pierce my heart.
Talk bad 'bout me, get a raise in clout,
Had to build you a throne just to knock you out.
Y’all chatter 'bout me, I’m your 9-to-5 muse,
But you stay in my shadow, rockin' Payless shoes.
[Chorus]
I gave you a career just to crush it.
Hand-fed the game, now I hush it.
Y’all just echoes, noise I avoid—
Had to give you a career to destroy.
[Verse 2]
Office gossip got the coffee cold,
Y’all recycle stories like paper that’s old.
I’m the main topic in your PowerPoint slides,
Living rent-free where your envy resides.
Desk jockeys dreamin’, tryna match my stride,
But I’m lappin’ y’all fools on the corporate tide.
I’m the reason you clock in, the reason you plot,
You the reason they invented “delete” on the spot.
Stapler thieves, paperclip bandits,
Got no backbone, y’all flimsy, can’t stand it.
[Prechorus]
What’s a hater to a boss?
What’s a penny to a loss?
Y’all play small, I’m colossal,
I’m the jet fuel, you the fossil.