Lazy shit

(Intro – Slim Shady voice)

Ayo… they threw me in this warehouse with this clown?

This bare-minimum dude?

Man… somebody get this man a pillow, he’s STILL sleepin’.

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(Verse 1 – Rapid Slim Shady flow)

I walk in, shift crackin’, alarms goin’, boxes stackin’,

I’m attackin’ every task like I’m programmed for action.

Meanwhile Rudi in the back—

“Uh… lemme check the racks…”

Only thing he checkin’ is the time until he can relax.

I’m doin’ mental gymnastics, triple flips with the workload,

He movin’ like he stuck inside a 1990s slow-code.

Every time a problem hits? I explode—

Dude vanish quicker than a barcode that never even upload.

I bring propane with the facts,

He swingin’ bare minimum punches that don’t even impact.

I’m runnin’ circles ‘round this dude like adrenaline track—

He walk so slow his reflection walkin’ faster than that.

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(Hook – Angry Em cadence)

Donald paired me with a clone of lazy,

I’m breakin’ my spine while he strollin’ all daisy.

I carry every shift — this workload made me,

Rudy barely movin’… man this dude is crazy.

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(Verse 2 – “Killshot” style pacing)

He talk tough like he grindin’ but it’s fiction at best,

I’ve seen forklifts show more passion than this dude on a test.

I’m stressed, blessed, pressed — you name it, I progress,

He stretch one task into a full-shift recess.

I’m a PSS that’s possessed, obsessed with success—

I finesse, clean up mess, while he just…

…YES, you guessed:

Standin’ in the same damn spot like GPS lost the address.

His motto?

“Do less, then less again, then maybe rest.”

My motto?

“Handle everything, level up, be the best.”

We opposites— I’m a problem solver, he’s a problem starter,

I’m grindin’ harder, smarter, farther—

He one tap away from disappearin’ like a glitching charger.

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(Hook – More intensity)

Donald paired me with a clone of lazy,

I’m runnin’ this warehouse, man this shift is crazy.

Whole operation on my back on the daily,

While Rudy yawnin’ like the world movein’ too hasty.

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(Final Verse – Classic “Lose Yourself” energy)

Look—

I ain’t here to babysit, motivate, or babysit,

I’m here to raise the bar so high NASA can’t even aim at it.

I’m built for pressure; he crumble like a paper split—

I’m legendary, he barely a footnote in the script.

But I carry it—

Every pallet, every task, every weight,

I dominate, innovate, accelerate at a ridiculous rate.

While Rudi movin’ like he on break number eight—

I’m the hero of this shift, he the reason we run late.

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(Outro)

Rudy can glitch, Rudy can ditch—

But Miguel?

Nah…

Miguel don’t quit.

Miguel runs this—

Every shift, every minute, every bit.