Back on My Shift Next Week

Yeah… I’m only here ‘cause they begged.

Clock tickin’. Patience thin.

Second Shift Samurai—hold the line.

First shift full of fuckin’ idiots walkin’ in circles,

Brains on pause, egos loud, talent virtual.

Talk big, work small, every promise reversible,

I move weight while you gossip—yeah, that shit convertible.

Every hour feel cursed, I hate breathin’ this air,

Lazy mouths run fast but they ain’t liftin’ a chair.

They claimin’ they important—bitch, important where?

If effort was a check, you broke as fuck, I swear.

Ask me to stay late ‘cause they know I’m the fix,

But won’t say shit to the bums ‘cause they scared of the bitch.

I’m slicin’ through excuses, I don’t deal with the myths,

Overtime Oni—make a mess and I clean up the shit.

I’m countin’ down the days, I’m countin’ down the shift,

Soon as I’m back home, watch how fast it all flips.

Second Shift Samurai—yeah, I die on that hill,

First shift talk tough but they soft as spilled milk.

I hate workin’ beside ‘em, every minute a test,

They fuck up once then hide while I handle the rest.

Confidence built on favors, not sweat,

I bring results to the table, you bring bullshit and stress.

Y’all protected ‘cause you useless, that’s the fuckin’ truth,

Management babysit ‘cause you can’t tie your boots.

Meanwhile I’m burnt out coverin’ slack for the crew,

Dreamin’ ‘bout next week just to breathe and reboot.

Say my name like I owe you—nah, suck my dick,

I’m the reason this place moves, you just punchin’ the clock and quit.

Disrespect me again and I’ll carve you with script,

Every bar turn careers to severed benefits.

Clock out… don’t test it.

This ain’t anger—it’s lesson.

Second Shift Samurai protected,

Cross the line, get corrected.

I don’t argue with trash, I just step over it,

I don’t flex for approval, I break shoulders with grit.

Next week back home where the real ones exist,

Till then I’m slicin’ time like a fuckin’ wristwatch tick.

I stay overtime ‘cause I’m built fuckin’ different,

You stay average ‘cause effort make you feel offended.

When the dust finally settle and the truth get mentioned,

Second shift carried this place—you just watched and pretended.

Next week I’m gone.

Back where I belong.

Second Shift Samurai…

Overtime Oni still on.