You oughta go

"You Gotta Go" (Parody of You Oughta Know)

(Verse 1)

I want you to know, that your bathroom’s too far

And my stomach is churning, I’m clenching so hard

It’s not fair to deny me the chance to relieve

My digestive despair... yeah, you gotta go!

(Verse 2)

Did you think it was fine, to order that spice?

That triple bean chili is ruining my life

And every time you bring up that all-you-can-eat

I shudder, I suffer, my bowels are in defeat

(Chorus)

And I’m here, with a clench and a prayer

And I need, an emergency chair

It’s not fair, oh, the pressure below

‘Cause when you gotta go... yeah, you gotta go!

(Verse 3)

Did you know when you laughed, and you locked up the door?

That a human can’t hold it much longer before

It turns into panic, a biological war

I’m pacing, I’m sweating, I can’t take much more!

(Bridge)

'Cause the urge that you left in me

Is the kind that makes people weep

And I'm losing the battle now

And I just need to breathe…

(Chorus - bigger, desperate)

And I’m here, in the worst kind of way

And I swear, man, I won’t make it today

It’s not fair, this explosive woe

‘Cause when you gotta go... yeah, you gotta go!

(Outro - fading, tragic)

You… you… you… gotta go!

Ohhh, you gotta go...