Verse 1
I stepped in the elevator, just minding my own feet,
Ten folks packed inside like a sardine meet-and-greet.
Button for the lobby, everyone stood still…
Then my belly rumbled like a thunder on a hill.
The doors went ding, we started to ascend,
My stomach whispered, “Buddy… this might be the end.”
I tried to hold the pressure like a hero in a game…
But then the elevator filled with mystery and shame.
Chorus
🎶 I farted again… I farted again!
The whole elevator looked around like, “Who let that in?”
Silent but deadly, like a ninja in the night,
Someone hit the emergency button out of fright!
I farted again… I farted again!
Grandma dropped her purse and blamed the tall man named Ken.
Nobody knew, but my grin gave it away…
I farted again today! 🎶
Verse 2
The businessman coughed and checked his fancy tie,
A kid said, “Mom… something here just died.”
A lady sprayed perfume like a firefighter hose,
But the smell fought back and punched us in the nose.
The elevator climbed… floor two… floor three…
Everybody slowly scooted away from me.
A guy near the buttons looked ready to cry,
And the janitor muttered, “That ain’t normal, my guy.”
Chorus
🎶 I farted again… I farted again!
The whole elevator turned into a panic pen.
Someone blamed the dog that wasn’t even there,
Another dude started fanning the air.
I farted again… I farted again!
Now the air was thicker than grandma’s chicken hen… pie!
Doors opened wide and the crowd ran away…
I farted again today! 🎶
Bridge
The elevator emptied faster than a race,
Leaving just a security guard staring at my face.
He said, “Son… what happened in this metal box?”
I said, “Probably… ghosts… or invisible socks.”
(tiny tuba solo)
Final Chorus
🎶 I farted again… I farted again!
Echo bouncing off the elevator den.
Next time I’ll take the stairs instead of the ride…
Or warn the passengers to stand outside!
I farted again… I farted again!
Legend of the elevator will never end.
If you hear a rumble while the doors slide shut…
Better pray it ain’t my butt! 🎶
crazyChris
