I farted again

Verse 1

I stepped in the elevator, just minding my own feet,

Ten folks packed inside like a sardine meet-and-greet.

Button for the lobby, everyone stood still…

Then my belly rumbled like a thunder on a hill.

The doors went ding, we started to ascend,

My stomach whispered, “Buddy… this might be the end.”

I tried to hold the pressure like a hero in a game…

But then the elevator filled with mystery and shame.

Chorus

🎶 I farted again… I farted again!

The whole elevator looked around like, “Who let that in?”

Silent but deadly, like a ninja in the night,

Someone hit the emergency button out of fright!

I farted again… I farted again!

Grandma dropped her purse and blamed the tall man named Ken.

Nobody knew, but my grin gave it away…

I farted again today! 🎶

Verse 2

The businessman coughed and checked his fancy tie,

A kid said, “Mom… something here just died.”

A lady sprayed perfume like a firefighter hose,

But the smell fought back and punched us in the nose.

The elevator climbed… floor two… floor three…

Everybody slowly scooted away from me.

A guy near the buttons looked ready to cry,

And the janitor muttered, “That ain’t normal, my guy.”

Chorus

🎶 I farted again… I farted again!

The whole elevator turned into a panic pen.

Someone blamed the dog that wasn’t even there,

Another dude started fanning the air.

I farted again… I farted again!

Now the air was thicker than grandma’s chicken hen… pie!

Doors opened wide and the crowd ran away…

I farted again today! 🎶

Bridge

The elevator emptied faster than a race,

Leaving just a security guard staring at my face.

He said, “Son… what happened in this metal box?”

I said, “Probably… ghosts… or invisible socks.”

(tiny tuba solo)

Final Chorus

🎶 I farted again… I farted again!

Echo bouncing off the elevator den.

Next time I’ll take the stairs instead of the ride…

Or warn the passengers to stand outside!

I farted again… I farted again!

Legend of the elevator will never end.

If you hear a rumble while the doors slide shut…

Better pray it ain’t my butt! 🎶