Lying green leprechaun

Verse 1

I was walking down the road one day

Mindin’ my business in a normal way

Then a tiny green dude with a crooked grin

Popped out a bush and started talkin’ again

He tipped his hat and said, “Hey lad, listen close to me

There’s a pot of gold where the rainbow meets the tree.”

His beard was shiny, shoes buckle-bright

And I thought, “Yeah… this seems legit tonight.”

Pre-Chorus

He said, “Follow the rainbow, don’t be slow

There’s treasure waitin’ where the colors glow.”

So I ran through fields like a fool on a quest

Dreamin’ about gold and early retirement at best.

Chorus

But that little green bastard lied to me

At the end of the rainbow, what did I see?

Not gold, not jewels, not shiny old bars

Just a bowl sittin’ there full of Lucky Charms

That little green bastard lied to me

Promised treasure by the rainbow tree

I chased that rainbow near and far

Just to find a bowl of Lucky Charms

Verse 2

I climbed a hill, I crossed a creek

I chased that rainbow for about a week

My legs were sore, my hopes were high

Dreamin’ about riches fallin’ from the sky

Then I reached the spot where the colors bend

Said, “This is it! The treasure at the end!”

But sitting there on a grassy farm

Was a cereal bowl full of Lucky Charms.

Pre-Chorus

Marshmallow moons, pink hearts, and stars

But none of it spendable at fancy bars

I looked around for my gold reward

Instead I got breakfast… I was floored.

Chorus

That little green bastard lied to me

At the end of the rainbow, what did I see?

Not gold, not jewels, not shiny old bars

Just a bowl sittin’ there full of Lucky Charms

That little green bastard lied to me

Promised treasure by the rainbow tree

I chased that rainbow near and far

Just to find a bowl of Lucky Charms

Bridge

Then I heard gigglin’ behind a rock

That tiny green dude was watchin’ the clock

He said, “Technically lad, I never said gold bars…

Those marshmallows right there are magically rare!”

I said, “Buddy, you better start runnin’ fast

Before I turn your hat into breakfast hash!”

Final Chorus

That little green bastard lied to me

At the end of the rainbow, what did I see?

A spoon, some milk, and cereal stars

In a bowl full of dang Lucky Charms

Yeah that little green bastard lied to me

But I shrugged and said, “Well… breakfast it’ll be.”

If you chase rainbows near and far

Sometimes you just get Lucky Charms.