(Spoken-Goofy Announcer )
“Welcome to My Crib…
We hope you enjoy your ride on Mydick!”
(Beat Drops)
(Verse 1)
Pulled up to my crib, saw the line real thick
Everybody waitin’ just to ride Mydick
Two-hour wait, but they don’t even care
People came from states away just to get up there
Got a height requirement posted by the gate
If you’re under four feet, you’re just gonna have to wait
My boys yelled, “You better buckle in!”
Then Mydick took off, and the screamin’ began
Up through the tunnel, then around the bend
Female hollered, “Can I ride it again?”
Camera took pictures when the 808 dropped
Everybody’s buyin’ Mydick pics at the gift shop
(Pre-Chorus)
Click-click-click, hear it climbin’ that track
Once you get on, there ain’t no turnin’ back
My whole crib shakes when it comes flyin’ through
They say Mydick’s scary, but the line still grew
(Chorus)
Welcome to my crib, better get in line quick
Everybody came to take a ride on Mydick
Hands in the air when we hit that first dip
You all gonna scream when you ridin’ Mydick
Click-click-click, now we climbin’ up high
Everybody nervous, but they still wanna try
Big drop comin’ - better hold on tight
Mydick got the longest line in the hood tonight
(Verse 2)
Grandma rode Mydick, said, “That wasn’t bad”
Then she bought a season pass with all the cash she had
She couldn’t ride again, said her back ain’t right
I said, “Quit complainin’, you can ride Mydick all night!”
People in the front got soaked from the splash
People in the back fucked around, got whiplash
One freak got dizzy, lost one of her shoes
Got off Mydick sayin’, “Damn, what a view!”
My boys yelled, “We can fit three more!”
Everybody started runnin’ straight through the door
One lady asked, can she get on quick
I said, “Hurry up! You’re holding up Mydick!”
(Pre-Chorus)
Click-click-click, now it’s way up high
Somebody prayin’, somebody might cry
Then it goes quiet for a second or two
Before Mydick dropped, and the ride was through
(Bridge - Beat Cuts Back)
(Spoken-Goofy Announcer)
“Attention, park guests…
Mydick is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.”
(Half-Spoken/Half-Rapped )
Wait—what happened? Why’d the whole thing stop?
Some freak fallin’ off way up at the top
Then I looked up and said, “I know the trick—
Give me ten good minutes! I can fix Mydick!”
Crowd started cheerin’, everybody got loud
News helicopter circlin’ over the crowd
Then the speaker came on:
(Spoken-Goofy Announcer)
“Good news—real quick…
We tightened the grip, now you can ride Mydick!”
(Beat Drops Hard)
(Final Chorus)
Welcome to my crib, better get in line quick
Everybody came to take a ride on Mydick
Hands in the air when we hit that first dip
You all gonna scream when you ridin’ Mydick
Click-click-click, now we climbin’ up high
Everybody nervous, but they still wanna try
Big drop comin’—better hold on tight
Mydick got the longest line in the hood tonight
(Spoken-Goofy Announcer)
“Thank you for riding Mydick.
Please exit carefully…
(Record Scratch)
MikeMajorDMW
