(Verse 1)
Woke up to the sound of a trash-can crash
Those Bonfish bozos back on their trash
Talking big game, yeah they’re spewing that hate
Threatening my dog, put a lock on my gate
They’re citing Bob Jones like they’re holding a court
But they can’t even spell it, it’s a mental resort
Dumb as a brick and loud as a train
Must be some rot seeped into their brain.
(Chorus)
Oh, the Bonfish clowns are at it again
Getting wasted, acting like ten
Screaming at the fence, drinking rot-gut brew
Living in a circle, yeah, a party for two
They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re fucking absurd
Spreading that bullshit, every shitty word
Yeah, the neighbors are crazy, lost their damn minds
Worst kind of losers that you’ll ever find.
(Verse 2)
"I’ll shoot your dog," yeah, that’s what they yell
While they’re passing out cold in that suburban hell
Stumbling 'round the yard, tripping on their feet
Trying to act tough while they’re rocking the street
They think they’re the kings of the Bonfish scene
But they’re just pathetic, and god, are they mean
I’m sitting on my porch just watching the show
How they got this stupid? I’ll never know.
(Chorus)
Oh, the Bonfish clowns are at it again
Getting wasted, acting like ten
Screaming at the fence, drinking rot-gut brew
Living in a circle, yeah, a party for two
They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re fucking absurd
Spreading that bullshit, every shitty word
Yeah, the neighbors are crazy, lost their damn minds
Worst kind of losers that you’ll ever find.
(Bridge)
Bottle hits the concrete, a shattered glass mess
Their whole damn lifestyle is just fucking stress
"Bob Jones defense," yeah, keep reciting the line
While you waste your pathetic life and lose all your time
Don't you dare touch my dog, you spineless pricks
Or you’ll find out exactly what kind of kicks...
I’ve got in store for your loud-mouthed crew
Yeah, we’re done with the games, and we’re done with you.
(Outro)
Shut the fuck up, Bonfish!
Go to sleep, losers.
Yeah, keep drinking your cheap beer.
Nobody likes you.
Not a soul.
(Fade out with the sound of a dog barking at them)
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