Big Metal Bird in the Sky (rap)

Big metal bird in the sky, flying so high, oh my oh my,

Engines roar and the clouds roll by,

Wave to the people, don’t ask why.

Big metal bird in the sky, fall down, go boom!

Everyone gasps, clears the room.

Big metal bird forgot how to fly,

Now it’s dancing with the ground, oh my!

---

Big metal bird in the sky!

(Fall down, go boom!)

Big metal bird in the sky!

(Fall down, go boom!)

Now sing it faster, clap and zoom—

Big metal bird in the sky, fall down, go boom!

Big metal bird in the sky, fall down, go boom-boom-boom!

---

Wings start shaking, tail goes spin,

Gravity grins and pulls it in.

Birdie tried flapping, but that’s no use,

Down it goes like holiday juice.

Big metal bird in the sky, fall down, go boom!

Whistles scream a doomsday tune.

Bye-bye clouds, hello ground,

Boom so big, it shakes the town.

---

Parachute Pete said, “Hold on tight,”

But Pete took flight into the night.

Splat went fate, what a surprise,

Merry chaos from the friendly skies.

Big metal bird in the sky, fall down, go boom,

Smoke and stars share the room.

Big metal bird in the sky, fall down, go boom—

Boom-boom-boom… bye-bye, sky.

---