[Intro – the opening you chose]
Yeah…
My back ain’t just hurt —
it woke up and put in a grievance report.
Supervisor said “hustle,”
my spine said “nah, I’m going home early.”
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[Verse 1 – spine betrayal]
Bent down once and my spine went CRACK,
Sounded like a glow stick gettin’ snapped in half.
Doctor saw the X-ray, stepped back from the track,
Said, “Bro, what hit you? A truck? An attack?”
Nah man… I sneezed.
That’s the whole damn scene.
My back folded up like a bad trampoline.
Now I walk stiff like a fridge on wheels,
Back so broke it signs pain appeal deals.
Tryna lean over? My vertebrae strike,
Said “We don’t bend, buddy — take that hike.”
(UPS ad-lib: “Use your legs!” — bro which ones?)
Felt like Scorpion hit a FATALITY on me —
ripped my spine out emotionally.
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[Hook – rhyme-packed]
🔥 My back broke bad like it’s in season two,
🔥 Walkin’ like a stick figure dipped in glue.
🔥 I’ve fallen and I can’t get up — tragic as fuck,
🔥 One wrong twist and BOOM — life says ‘good luck.’
🔥 Can’t bend, can’t fold, spine’s wildin’ out,
🔥 Try to reach down and my bones protest loud.
🔥 Move too fast and I glitch like a beta pack—
🔥 Yeah my body’s on strike, my spine wants cash.
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[Verse 2 – disrespecting your skeleton]
Try to tie my shoes? That’s a boss fight quest,
Back said “NOPE, buddy, give that shit a rest.”
Dropped my wallet — that’s the floor’s new friend,
Ain’t pickin’ it up, that’s where it’ll end.
Stretch once? My back screamed “RETREAT!”
Played its death theme in surround sound elite.
Friends say “bro it can’t be that bad,”
THEY didn’t hear the pop that almost sent me to dad.
(UPS aside: Sup walked by like ‘you good?’ — yeah man, I’m fighting for my life.)
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[Hook – stronger rhymes]
🔥 My back so broke it’s a crime scene chalk,
🔥 Move too quick and my vertebrae squawk.
🔥 I’ve fallen and I can’t get up — that’s fact,
🔥 Gravity took custody and ain’t givin’ me back.
🔥 Back popped once and it filed for divorce,
🔥 Took half my movement and full child support.
🔥 Ligaments mad, joints ready to snap—
🔥 My body move weird like a cursed game map.
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[Bridge – losing the fight]
Every time I lean I hear a death whistle,
Doctor looked twice like “bro… that’s bone gristle.”
Chiropractor tapped me like a magic crystal,
Said “who hit you, preload or Sub-Zero’s missile?”
Honestly man… both feel official.
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[Final Hook – nuclear comedy]
🔥 Broken back barz, this my pain mixtape,
🔥 Try to twist once and my spine ESCAPES.
🔥 I’ve fallen and I can’t get up — that’s rough,
🔥 World said ‘walk it off’ — man, I’ve had enough.
🔥 Yeah my back’s cooked, that’s a permanent fact,
🔥 But I still spit bars with a spine that’s CRACKED.
🔥 Try to bend once and it’s fade-to-black—
🔥 I’m livin’ life with a LIMITED BACK.
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