Big League Bars

[Intro]
[beat drops in, crowd murmur]
I came down
Golden escalator drip
Everybody talk big
I just talk big-league
(woo)
(so true)
[Verse 1]
Woke up
Trending on every screen
Half the world loves me
Other half meme
They said, “He can’t win”
Then I did that twice
Polls all shook
Like a bag of ice
Democrats yelling
“Man, this can’t be real”
Republicans cheering
Like a stadium feel
World leaders call
On the private phone
They all talk tough
Then they change that tone
I sign one paper
Markets do a backflip
Reporters all panic
I just ad-lib
(yeaaahh—so presidential)
(uh—tremendous)
[Chorus]
I’m the president of everything (everything)
You can fact-check every ring on the finger, bling (bling)
Democrats, Republicans, they all tweet my name
If you talking politics, you talking ‘bout my game
Big world, big stage, big seat, big desk
Do it in a suit or I do it in a vest
You can throw shade, I just throw stats
I got whole nations arguing in caps, all caps
(woah—caps lock)
(doing amazing, folks)
[Verse 2]
Oval Office office hours
I don’t punch clocks
I just punch lines
And I watch stocks
Red ties tighter
Than the race at night
Blue states boo
But they stream that fight
Filibuster fussing
In the marble hall
They debate all day
I just make that call
One side chanting
“Tax that guy”
Other side chanting
“Make it multiply”
Cable news circus
Every single day
Three different channels
Three different plays
One says villain
One says king
One sells coffee mugs
With my face on the thing
(beautiful mugs, by the way)
(collectible!)
[Chorus]
I’m the president of everything (everything)
You can fact-check every ring on the finger, bling (bling)
Democrats, Republicans, they all tweet my name
If you talking politics, you talking ‘bout my game
Big world, big stage, big seat, big desk
Do it in a suit or I do it in a vest
You can throw shade, I just throw stats
I got whole nations arguing in caps, all caps
(oooh—arguing, arguing)
(so much drama)
[Bridge]
Red hat
Blue tie
You vote
I fly
Elephants
Donkeys
Same show
New seats
You post
I trend
You clap
I grin
History book
First line
Guess who’s
Right there in
(yeah—me)
(totally me)
[Chorus]
I’m the president of everything (everything)
You can fact-check every ring on the finger, bling (bling)
Democrats, Republicans, they all tweet my name
If you talking politics, you talking ‘bout my game
Big world, big stage, big seat, big desk
Do it in a suit or I do it in a vest
You can throw shade, I just throw stats
I got whole nations arguing in caps, all caps
(so true)
(doing fantastic, folks, fantastic)

rap, Triumphant trap-rap beat at mid-tempo with glossy synth brass, trunk-rattling low end, and stuttered hi-hats. Male vocals with a playful Donald Trump impression, tight melodic hooks, and over-the-top, pitch-shifted ad-lib stacks. Choruses explode with crowd chants and call-and-response; verses sit in a confident pocket with occasional comedic pauses. Auto‑tune cranked for silly background ad-libs and sing-song lines, with a bright, in-your-face mix that keeps the vocal on top., world