[verse 1]
Riley and Richard found a truck meet
And they tried to go suck some truck feet
One dudes lifted, smallest pp in the land
Man was an accident, bro wasn’t planned
[verse 2]
Some dude just did a burnout, still a small dick
Riley and Richard just took a flick
They probably thought it was really sick
They just got pegged by a dude named Rick
[verse 3]
2 big groups, on the left and on the right
Who has the smaller dick, they prob gunna fight
Too many trucks, gave me a fright
I almost passed out, let’s call it a night
[chorus]
Truck meet, fuckin truck meet
Suckin small meat, cuz it’s a truck meat
2 inch pinch all around
Truck meet yeah it’s fuckin truck meet
[verse 4]
It’s been half an hour and they still over there
Riley so invested he just pulled up a chair
It’s currently raining, that’s their first shower
This shit will be done in less than an hour
[verse 5]
Why the meet in the lot of a j c penny
Just met a dude his name was Lenny
Holy gay dudes there’s so many
Just met another dude, his names Kenny!
[bridge]
Big trucks gay trucks
So many trucks
Big trucks gay trucks
Big egos and small nuts
[chorus]
Truck meet, fuckin truck meet
Suckin small meat, cuz it’s a truck meat
2 inch pinch all around
Truck meet yeah it’s fuckin truck meet
[outro]
There’s a kid on a Sirron
A total of 2 but it’s in 30 minutes
Talk about a weak meet
Nighty night nighers