Form form everywhere is a form

(Parody of “Signs” — Five Man Electrical Band)

Verse 1

Form, form, everywhere’s a form,

Cloggin’ up my inbox since the day I was born.

Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the form?

Verse 2

Filled out one, then two, then three,

HR says, “Wait, there’s a new policy!”

I sign my name, I click submit,

Then Zona says, “You missed a bit!”

Chorus

Form, form, everywhere’s a form,

Digital jungle, that’s the new norm.

Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the form?

Verse 3

Try to take lunch—get a pop-up alert,

“Complete your form before dessert!”

Safety, payroll, vacation too,

If there’s a form, it’s waitin’ for you!

Bridge

Now everyone’s laughin’, ‘cause it’s all the same,

We’re playin’ that corporate paperwork game!

Just when you think you’re finally done,

A new one drops—Form 9-1-1!

Final Chorus

Form, form, everywhere’s a form,

Zona’s got me tappin’ like a data storm.

Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the form?

Outro (spoken like a tired employee)

“I swear, if one more form hits my inbox… I’m filing a form about it.” 😆