[Verse 1]
James says he’s quittin’ on Monday
Says this town is draggin’ him down
But he’s first in line at the doorway
Every time we roll through downtown
[Chorus]
He says
“I ain’t drinkin’” (yeah right)
“But I’ll have just one” tonight
Next thing he’s dancin’ on a table
Yellin’ “live it up while we’re able”
He keeps swearin’ that he’s done
As he orders one more rum
If James ain’t drinkin’
That’s a shame (hey!)
Guess we’ll drink anyway with James
[Verse 2]
He’s textin’ his mama he’s sorry
He’s textin’ his ex “where you at”
Got a halo over his bar tab
And a devil grinnin’ under his hat
[Chorus]
He says
“I ain’t drinkin’” (yeah right)
“But I’ll have just one” tonight
Next thing he’s dancin’ on a table
Yellin’ “live it up while we’re able”
He keeps swearin’ that he’s done
As he orders one more rum
If James ain’t drinkin’
That’s a shame (hey!)
Guess we’ll drink anyway with James
[Bridge]
He’s the king of good intentions
Prince of “I’m turnin’ my life around”
But if that jukebox hits his song
We’re closein’ this whole place down (woah)
[Chorus]
He says
“I ain’t drinkin’” (yeah right)
“But I’ll have just one” tonight
Next thing he’s dancin’ on a table
Yellin’ “live it up while we’re able”
He keeps swearin’ that he’s done
As he orders one more rum
If James ain’t drinkin’
That’s a shame (hey!)
Guess we’ll drink anyway with James