Thump thump who’s there?
It’s Alex Poletti, the earth shakes when he moves this bitch is so heavy
I don’t care if he’s ready I’m about to force feed him my limp dick spaghetti
I hope you’re hungry but I know you’re full already.
Alex is alone tonight, no bitches
And we all ask does he even care?
Mother fucker is used to people ditching him just ask his hair.
this fucker be fat good luck to all chairs
So large he can’t get on rides at the fair
(Excuse me sir there’s a weight limit there)
Pasty like vanilla getting chased by the zoo keeper
They’re looking for a bald albino gorilla with teeth like a beaver.
With Large hanging tits and boy butt fever
1 stock 2 stock 3 stock floor
That the sound of weight watchers knocking at your door
Piranha plant bitch trying to give me neck
3 stocked so hard made you an emotional wreck
Yellin crying and conniving
Lying about your loss
Can’t catch or toss
You can call me daddy or boss
When I see you at the bar, I go look at Humpty Dumpty taking a bumpy
What’s up with the jelly rolls why they look so lumpy?
He’s always scream ” Will any cute guy hump me rump me and dump me”
His back look like a carpet and his ass be lethargic. Dudes the largest moving target
Looks like a heavy bitch named Margret.
Fucked a fat girl on a spring mattress. That bitch was a paid actress.
Want some facts here this
I know two fat people and you’re both of them and I know you can fit two dicks in your mouth without choking on them
you’re Buddha shaped make a wish Teletubby, catching these strays because of the wrong way you rubbed me.
Two tickets, two graves we both know it’s too late for you to get laid couldn’t even get it if you paid, hair looking like it got a reverse fade and back hair so long it needs a braid.
You think you’re a lion you’re an elephant bitch you’re irrelevant.
I wrote this rap just for the hell if it
And Alex when you hear this remember vertical not horizontal.
Fruit
