mmmmhmm
da da da da
ok
(so here's the verdict your honor
i swear i didn't mean to do it
ok maybe i did
but she pushed me to the edge)
so our story starts on january the 8th
i came back from work and the door was locked, how great
i decided to make my way around the house
made sure to be as quiet as a mouse.
i came to the side where him and i laid
and i swear i saw an image that'll live in my brain
it was my man and another lady
getting hot, wild, and crazy
well, your honor, i plead the fifth
cause this is where i got crazy as shit
i ran around the front, broke down my door
cause that night i was going to catch me a whore
i crept my way in through a side door to my closet
made sure to be nice and quiet
and on my way i grabbed my gun
oh how the nightmares begun
i was already far gone
cause as soon as i heard her moan
i busted through into the room
where they both begged me not to shoot
i screamed i was watching you through peaked blinds
have you lost your fucking mind?!
my man tried to negotiate
but it was too fucking late
i shot him three times
she followed shortly thereafter
and that's unfortunately how i have to finish this chapter
so the moral of the story is
to never let a bitch
into your relationship
unless you want to end up on channel six
mhm mhm