this christmas i'll be drunk

*laughs* alright

mmm so it's been how many weeks, how many nights, since i haven't called you mine?

my calendar is marked december 17th, but i'm all out of lines

does anyone have a dime?

cause i've been calling your payphone for a straight week

please stop ignoring me

don't let this holiday come and go

without us spending some time alone

cause otherwise this christmas i'll be drunk and i don't think you want that

you know how much my drinking reminds you of your dad

baby i don't know where we went wrong

but i can't stand it anymore

so come rescue us

cause i don't want it to be christmas and i'm at a bar drunk

i see you've moved on, she's a pretty girl

until she says something you despise

or dresses a way you hate

she'll learn then and there she should have left you at the gate

of your own fucked up masculinity

we never had time for scrutiny

i saw it in the papers you were engaged

is this one of age?

cause i've been calling your payphone for a straight week

please stop ignoring me

don't let this holiday come and go

without us spending some time alone

cause otherwise this christmas i'll be drunk and i don't think you want that

you know how much my drinking reminds you of your dad

baby i don't know where we went wrong

but i can't stand it anymore

so come rescue us

cause i don't want it to be christmas and i'm at a bar drunk

what happened to us?

actually what happened to you?

me and jack daniels are real acquaintances now

it's been like this since 2022

and the bartender, Derek knows my order

like the back of his hand

and when it's after hours

he listens to me ramble on end

and when i drunkenly try to get out of my chair

i slip and fall

and wish to God you were there

cause i've been calling your payphone for a straight week

please stop ignoring me

don't let this holiday come and go

without us spending some time alone

cause otherwise this christmas i'll be drunk and i don't think you want that

you know how much my drinking reminds you of your dad

baby i don't know where we went wrong

but i can't stand it anymore

so come rescue us

cause i don't want it to be christmas and i'm at a bar drunk

mmmmhmmm