i'm sorry you asked

(ahh shit, here we go again)

you know i don't get you

you're a difficult book to read

i don't understand how you're so charming

in an unironically hot way

so, who's barking up the wrong tree today?

cause last week i swore it was some other broad

only this time i’m not backing down

no, i will hold my own

i'm sorry, you asked? cause i sure as hell didn't

i don't care who you have wrapped around your arm

she'll just end up like every other unfortunate soul you've trapped

someone oughta put you right back

to wherever the hell you came from

i never would've thought i would hate your guts

but i'm sorry, you asked? so that should be enough

and to be fair darling, you're really not that attractive

i only seemed desperate because i want some action

surely you know exactly what i'm talking about

and if i have to hear you call me hun one more time

behind those blatant lies

i may just lose my fucking mind

so, who's barking up the wrong tree today?

cause last week i swore it was some other broad

only this time i’m not backing down

no, i will hold my own

i'm sorry, you asked? cause i sure as hell didn't

i don't care who you have wrapped around your arm

she'll just end up like every other unfortunate soul you've trapped

someone oughta put you right back

to wherever the hell you came from

i never would've thought i would hate your guts

but i'm sorry, you asked? so that should be enough

so you say you wanna marry this one

you guys are moving in

you go through girls like i go through underwear

when im on my period

and i should be so fucking happy for you

no, really, i should be

but let's face the facts

you're a piece of shit sweetie

so, who's barking up the wrong tree today?

cause last week i swore it was some other broad

only this time i’m not backing down

no, i will hold my own

i'm sorry, you asked? cause i sure as hell didn't

i don't care who you have wrapped around your arm

she'll just end up like every other unfortunate soul you've trapped

someone oughta put you right back

to wherever the hell you came from

i never would've thought i would hate your guts

but i'm sorry, you asked? so that should be enough

fuck you