

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Pulled up to the hill in my busted old truck Tag on my jacket, coffee in a paper cup First run of the morning, just mindin’ my lane Here comes Captain Clipboard, lookin’ for someone to blame [Chorus] Asshole ski patrol Blowin’ that whistle like he’s runnin’ the world Red jacket, big ego, tiny little soul Yeah he wrote me up for smilin’ Said my vibe was outta control Asshole ski patrol [Verse 2] Says, “Son, that hat ain’t regulation wear” Writes me one more warning ‘cause my boots don’t match my chair Told me “Fun is fine, long as I approve” Guess I broke a hidden law by findin’ my own groove [Chorus] [Bridge] One day I’ll buy this mountain Name a run after him Call it “Power Trip Parkway” Black diamond, extra thin We’ll put his picture on the sign So everybody knows To slow down for the snow cop Guardin’ all the snow [Chorus]
Tags
country, Modern outlaw country with male vocals; mid-tempo shuffle groove, twangy Telecaster and brushed snare. Verses stay dry and close, almost talk-sung, letting the humor land; chorus widens with stacked barroom harmonies and a swinging backbeat. Fiddle fills answer punchlines, steel guitar slides on the last hook for a big, rowdy singalong ending., vocal
2:27
No
1/14/2026