Country Song

Well I was working on my truck at the trailer park on a sultry hot August night

When you walked up to me in your daisy dukes and man you were such a sight

You said your old man left you for his daddy’s girlfriend so I was next in your line

You said that you’d always had an eye on me and that you decided to be mine

So we hopped in my Ford and headed out to Vegas to find us a chapel of love

We said I do next to a man dressed as Elvis and your hot pants fit like a glove

Then we hit the casino and played those slots, some roulette and twenty one

It was after I hit it big with three bars that you decided to pull out your gun

You took all my chips, my wallet and truck keys and everything down to my watch

Then you said that you were pawning our rings and kicked me right in the crotch

As I fell in the floor trying to catch my breath it was kind of hard not to grieve

You’d said you loved me I hated to see you go but man I loved watching you leave

15 beers ago you left me a crawling upon my knees

Straight to the first bar on the strip ya’ know I’m not hard to please

15 beers ago I wondered why I said yes again

Now I’m alone at this bar with this Bud as my only friend

15 beers ago I decided to give up sobriety

In 12 hours I went from honeymoon to you walking out on me

[Guitar Solo

Well I hitched a ride on an 18 wheeler hauling avocados to the Texas line

‘Cause I sobered up, decided to track you down and take back what was mine

When I got back to the trailer park I felt about as low as a man could feel

Instead of a trailer there was a vacant lot I knew I should’ve removed those wheels

You’d think I’d learn my lesson and not fall for the lines, tube tops and hot pants

But like a stripper on the pole playing cherry pie they just make me wanna’ dance

15 beers ago you left me a crawling upon my knees

Straight to the first bar on the strip ya’ know I’m not hard to please

15 beers ago I wondered why I said yes again

Now I’m alone at this bar with this Bud as my only friend

15 beers ago I decided to give up sobriety

In 12 hours I went from honeymoon to you walking out on me

Well I like my turkeys wild when I’m with Johnny Walker

And I like to hang out with my buddy old Jimmy Beam

And I know that this Bud won’t make me any wiser

And Jack Daniels ain’t all that he seems

But I’m too drunk to drive too drunk to stand and way too drunk to think

But I’m gonna stay here all night long and it’s all because….

C’mon you know why

15 beers ago you left me a crawling upon my knees

Straight to the first bar on the strip ya’ know I’m not hard to please

15 beers ago I wondered why I said yes again

Now I’m alone at this bar with this Bud as my only friend

15 beers ago I decided to give up sobriety

In 12 hours I went from honeymoon to you walking out on me

Was is 15 beers, or maybe 20? To tell the truth I lost count after 10.

Bartender, set ‘em up again.