Dead inside but the WiFi strong

(Verse 1: $lick Sloth)

Feelin’ like Shrek in the swamp, but I’m thick

Got Fiona in the bed, she be suckin’ on my… (click)

Scrollin’ through Reddit while I’m beatin’ it slow

Caught a glimpse of GigaChad, now my ego won’t grow

I’m a sadboi with a dank meme addiction

Thought I saw my dad? Just a deepfake rendition

“DO IT” like Shia—yeah, I nutted in fear

Then I ghosted that girl like my name’s Britney Spears

Runnin’ through your house like it’s Temple Run,

Stole your girl, now she call me “Big Chungus, hun”

She said “are ya winnin’, son?” while I’m knee-deep in cake

“UwU” face on while I’m makin’ it shake

(Chorus: Ruby da Cherry)

Dead inside but the WiFi blastin’

Scrollin’ through memes while my sanity’s crashin’

Netflix askin’ “you still watchin’ this?”

I’m too busy watchin’ her bounce on—never mind, skip

Energy cursed like a Creepypasta

But I stay clean—nah, who we kiddin’? I’m a disaster

She call me Pepe when I hit from the back

‘Cause I’m sad but I’m still in that ass like a snack

(Verse 2: Ruby da Cherry)

I be in her mouth like a Tide Pod snack

She call me her “Daddy Chill,” now I ain’t comin’ back

Hit it raw like it’s 2007 YouTube

“Charlie bit me” while she ridin’ in nude

Got my Glock in a fanny pack, drip like Dat Boi

Rollin’ through your hood screamin’ “YEET!” with the convoy

I’m built like a Wojak, brain full of rot

But I still slide in DMs like “what that mouth do, thot?”

Took an edible, now I’m talkin’ to Sans

She said “Zaddy, lemme sit”—I said “only if you dance”

My life’s a Vine loop—six seconds of pain

But she still bust it open like she playin’ in the rain

(Chorus: Both)

Dead inside but the memes be fire

Got depression and a hard-on I can’t retire

Makin’ dark jokes like a Hot Topic clerk

But your girl still twerkin’ on my mental health work

(Bridge – $lick Sloth)

She got that Garfield grip, I’m feelin’ lazy

Post-nut clarity got me talkin’ to Scorsese

“Why you like this?” Girl, I’m cursed with lore

Since birth I’ve been down bad, now I’m just hardcore

(Verse 3: $lick Sloth)

I’m built like Patrick Star, pants off, brain fried

Got a waifu body pillow ridin’ shotgun in my ride

She said “Netflix and chill?” I said “more like Twitch and spit”

Then we roleplayed Among Us—yeah, she was super sus with it

Layin’ pipe like Mario, but darker than Luigi’s soul

Left my girl on “seen,” now she cryin’ in an e-girl scroll

Poppin’ edibles shaped like Kirby’s ass

Then I hit it so hard she scream “YEE”—then I gas

Whippin’ like I’m Waluigi in a Hellcat

Your girl on my joystick—she call it her “snack pack”

I’m so toxic even Tumblr said “nah”

But I’m still gettin’ clout with that frog on my jaw

(Verse 4: Ruby da Cherry)

Got that “Skibidi Ohio” energy

In her DMs like “let me hit respectfully”

We watchin’ Shrek 2, then I blew her back out

Now she callin’ me “Donk-E” when I take the trash out

She said “you so cringe, but it workin’, daddy”

I said “I’m just built diff, certified baddie”

I’m the final boss of a TikTok trend

And my nuts hang low hoe