(Verse 1: $crim)
Pulled up to your girl crib, call it booty in the grave,
She said “spit a bar,” I said, “only if you shave.”
Like my rhymes hairy, but my ladies trimmed neat,
She sat on my face, said “that’s death by sweets.”
Pullin’ out quicker than my dealer on a run,
That latex broke like my will when she moaned “fun.”
I’m a ghost in the sheets, call me Phantom Thrust,
And she ride me like a horse with a saddle of lust.
(Chorus: Ruby da Cherry)
Tell a dirty joke in a funeral suit,
Got head in a hearse, yeah, that brain was acute.
My life’s a punchline, she laugh when I’m in,
Said she vegan but she swallowed my sin.
(Verse 2: Ruby da Cherry)
She got daddy issues, I got mommy kinks,
We roleplay trauma till we nut in sync.
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “My dick in your ribs,”
She said “that’s gross,” I said “that’s how I live.”
Goth chick, thick thighs, call her Mausoleum Queen,
She ride me like I’m haunted, floatin’ in between.
I told her “you the one,” she said “boy, you cursed,”
But she still came twice — call that rehearsed.
(Bridge: $crim & Ruby)
$crim: I’m the priest in her church of the profane acts,
Ruby: She tithin’ with her mouth, I’m just spittin’ facts.
$crim: My rhymes so dirty, got ‘em banned in hell,
Ruby: But the devil said “yo, this s**t slaps well.”
(Chorus: Ruby da Cherry)
Tell a dirty joke in a funeral suit,
Got head in a hearse, yeah, that brain was acute.
My life’s a punchline, she laugh when I’m in,
Said she vegan but she swallowed my sin.
(Outro: $crim)
Cross on my neck but a demon in bed,
She said “you nasty,” I said “undead.”
Laughin’ at the void, I just can’t behave—
Tell a dirty joke while I dig my own grave. [Verse 3: $crim]
She said she into art, so I painted her back,
With my brushstroke motion and a spinal crack.
I’m a filthy renaissance, call it nut-on-a-frame,
She screamed “Jesus Christ!”—I ain’t even say His name.
Texted me “wyd,” I said “bout to sin,”
Then I pulled up like a priest with a bottle of gin.
She said “I like it rough,” I said “bet, say less,”
Now her legs spread wider than my IRS debt.
(Verse 4: Ruby da Cherry)
Pulled a rabbit out my pants like I’m doin’ kid shows,
She said “that magic trick got too many holes.”
I don’t chase clout, I just chase bad taste,
Like fartin’ during head and callin’ it grace.
I’m the type to bust and still give a TED Talk,
On how to flip a threesome into deadstock.
Made a girl laugh so hard she came twice,
Guess my dad jokes come with a price.
(Breakdown: $crim & Ruby, alternating)
$crim: Lickin’ toes in the crypt, yeah I’m dead wrong,
Ruby: She let me hit in Crocs — now that’s a thong song.
$crim: She a baddie with a Bible, that verse on her thigh,
Ruby: Gave me top while recitin’ Psalms — I might cry.
(Bridge: Ruby)
My ex hit me up, said “you still insane?”
I said “only when I’m sober — now say my name.”
She came in fishnets and a Burger King crown,
I said “ma’am, this ain’t royal, but I’ll lay you down.”
(Verse 5: $crim)
Gave her that ghost pipe — boo hoe
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