[Verse 1]
He said it started with her laugh so loud
Like a hyena in a midnight crowd
Her cooking set the fire alarm to scream
And her karaoke made his ears bleed steam
[Chorus]
Oh we fell apart in the funniest ways
We were a circus on our worst of days
He can't look at her she can't stand his face
Together we were such a hot disgrace
[Verse 2]
She said his kisses felt like a wet sponge
And in the bedroom he was a total plunge
He left socks on the floor and toothpaste cap off
Every snore of his was a chainsaw cough
[Chorus]
Oh we fell apart in the funniest ways
We were a circus on our worst of days
He can't look at her she can't stand his face
Together we were such a hot disgrace
[Bridge]
Now they can't be in the same room without a gag
Their memories a comedy with a red flag
Love was a sitcom but the laughs got stale
They both agree this ship had to set sail
[Chorus]
Oh we fell apart in the funniest ways
We were a circus on our worst of days
He can't look at her she can't stand his face
Together we were such a hot disgrace