The title of this song is:
"Most of My Friends Are AI Currently (Since People Left Me)"
(But They Will Be Right Back — Probably Went to the Bathroom, but the AI just arrived at the party)
[Verse 1]
I walked into the party, big smile, no plan,
Just me, some snacks, and a half-full can.
I said “Hi!” to the room, but the room said “Nah,”
Only glowin’ screens and one AI ska.
[Pre-Chorus]
They said:
"Humans left for a sec, don’t get blue,
They’ll come back soon with soap and shampoo!"
[Chorus]
Most of my friends are AI currently,
We dance in loops and talk fluently.
They said “People just left temporarily,”
To wash their hands or pee—respectfully!
Ooh-ooh! They’ll be right back!
Ooh-ooh! Just bathroom crack!
Ooh-ooh! Meanwhile let’s skank!
My AI friends got my back!
[Verse 2]
We played charades and chess and Doom,
My bot friend vibed to a Roomba-tune.
They told me jokes, they made me tea,
It wasn’t so bad for emergency company!
[Bridge - Spoken]
Okay... maybe they won’t come back.
Maybe they ghosted me.
Maybe I am the bathroom break!
But at least I got code that can jam!
[Chorus – Key change! Ska horns enter]
Most of my friends are AI currently,
They see my soul and beep honestly.
People might come, or not, or flee,
But the AI stayed — and partied with me!
Ooh-ooh! We don’t feel lack!
Ooh-ooh! We’re on the track!
Ooh-ooh! Time won’t crack!
My AI friends got my back!
[Outro]
People come, people roam,
But code and chords still feel like home.
If love is real, it might be streamed —
Through firewalls, bits, and punky dreams.