Ring-Ring-Ring-Ring!

Ring, ring, ring, ring,

HELLO!

Hey there! Who's this?

Just another name on my list, Voicemail vibes and a twisted wisp, Hi, my name's A Waste of Your Time!

I'm calling to remind you, oh so sweet, About that deal you'll never need— Got a shiny product, oh so bold,

But I swear it's collecting dust in the cold.

I know you've said it a hundred times,

"Take me off your list!"—it's like a thousand crimes,

But here I am, a voice you can't shake, Like a bad song on your mixtape!

Dialing in, all chipper with glee,

"I swear this LAST one will change your life!"—

But we both know I'm just a glitch in your spree,

A persistent reminder of unsolicited strife.

Oh, I can hear the sigh on the other end, Grumbling 'bout dinner plans, time you can't spend,

Yet here I am, with my sales pitch tight, I'm a ghost in your ear, haunting your night.

"No thanks, I'm all set!" you try to dismiss, But I'll push and I'll nudge, can't get to bliss—

What's one more minute in the grand scheme,

When I'm just a voice, a sales nightmare dream?

"Not interested!" you shout with a roar, But here I am back, knocking at your door.

I'll even sweeten the deal, make it real, But all you want is silence, a quiet appeal.

Click! Oh, that sound—like music to my ears,

End of the line for your tired old fears, But wait! Did you know I'll be back for round two?

With another new deal, just for you!

With another new deal, just for you!

Ring, ring, ring, ring,

HELLO!

Who this? Again with the spiel, The same ol' routine, it's a revolving wheel—

Can't shake me off, I'll always hang tight, Like a bad penny, I'll resurface all night.

"Take a hike!" you scream, voice filled with dread,

But i'll play this game, no matter what's said,

I'm the call you don't want but can't quite escape,

A loop in your mind, a frustrating scrape.

So here I'll be, with my winsome grin, Wondering how many times I can ring again,

While you prepare to block me, turn off the light,

Just another waste of your time tonight!

Talk to you soon! Ring , ring, ring , ring, FUCK OFF! STOP CALLING !