[Intro]
Hey! Grab your drinks, all you party folks!
Get ready for a story that'll make you choke!
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[Verse 1]
Harry woke up on a Friday night,
Thought he'd get something tasty, something just right.
He stumbled to the fridge, what caught his eye?
A lonely cucumber, oh my, oh my!
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[Chorus]
Just a single cucumber, fresh and green,
Harry's in the kitchen, what could this mean?
Slice it, dice it, in a salad, it goes!
But what he’s planning, nobody knows!
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[Verse 2]
He grinned and thought, "This could be fun!"
No need for a recipe, it's just begun.
Dancing with veggies, forgetting the rules,
He’s the life of the party with his fresh produce!
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[Pre-Chorus]
The friends showed up, they were ready to eat,
Harry’s got his cucumber, oh, they can’t be beat!
"What’s the secret ingredient?" they start to yell,
Harry just laughs, "I’ll never tell!"
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[Chorus]
Just a single cucumber, fresh and green,
Harry's in the kitchen, what could this mean?
Slice it, dice it, in a salad, it goes!
But what he’s planning, nobody knows!
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[Bridge]
Oh Harry, oh Harry, what are you up to?
Dancing with veggies, in his party shoe!
He waves that cucumber like a magic wand,
Making up recipes, of which he is fond.
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[Verse 3]
They begged for a taste, curiosity piqued,
Harry said, "Don't worry, it's not what you think!"
He served it with laughter, jokes on a plate,
Cucumber of magic, won't be second-rate!
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[Chorus]
Just a single cucumber, fresh and green,
Harry's in the kitchen, what could this mean?
Slice it, dice it, in a salad, it goes!
But what he’s planning, nobody knows!
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[Outro]
So here’s to our Harry and his curious fruit,
He’s the cucumber king, let the party hoot!
Raise up your glasses, let the laughter flow,
A single cucumber, the star of the show!
Who's hungry? Here we go!
