My Inflatable Heart

I met her one night at the dollar store,

A vision in plastic I'd never seen before,

With her ruby red lips and her painted blue eyes,

She’s the kind of gal that money can buy.

She never talks back, never puts up a fuss,

Sits in the truck, doesn't mind the dust,

We two-stepped all night in my living room,

She's my sunshine, even in gloom.

Oh, my inflatable heart, you never let me down,

You're the talk of the town, whenever you're around,

You don't need much, just a little air,

And a love like ours, well, it's pretty rare.

We go fishing on Sundays down at the creek,

She doesn’t mind if I’m gone for a week,

And when bedtime comes, I lay her right by my side,

With a permanent smile, she’s my blushing bride.

Neighbors all laugh, they think it’s a joke,

But they don't see the love with every pump and poke,

She’s my balloon of dreams, my midnight delight,

We hit the honky-tonks, and we dance all night.

Oh, my inflatable heart, you never let me down,

You're the talk of the town, whenever you're around,

You don't need much, just a little air,

And a love like ours, well, it's pretty rare.