yeah, I wanna make a song about cats because they’re so awesome. Cats are cool. Cats are smart. They always come through before they fart. Yeah they like to eat. Food scratching my walls. I’m gonna make a call call my girlfriend. Tell her it’s up. This cat has a stinky butt
it ate all his food and shit in the floor. I’m so mad what would it do this for the cat looks at me from the top of the tower. I’m like yo why your face so sour. staring at the window caught in days see a laser in the floor now she’s feeling amazed.
like whoooa what’s up with these cats whoooooa why are they so whack? whooooa I wanna get my dog back but whooooa no I gotta stay intact.
so I rolled up cool feeling like the man and not open my door with my hand and then I stepped in to the front room and I see my cat chased by a broom now she wants to eat a snack and I’m like OK you can have all that
my cat so cool my cat so great my cat eats money on a breakfast steak my cat so cool my cats in tact yeah I love her and that’s a fact my cats cool. I’m calling you wow cause you know what happening when I’m coming around.
I’m a cat person uh-huh I’m a cat person. Oh yeah, I’m a cat person. Oh yeah, I’m a cat person.
I’m a cat person playing around. I know I’m in trouble when I hear that sound. I’m a cat person uh huh
When it’s about that time, I know what they need with their kitty cat clause and their razor sharp teeth. I don’t fear much except my wife when she’s mad. or a tiny haired razor Clawed puffy tailed caaaaat.
My cat makes bets, my cats in tech, my cat makes threats, my cat flys jets. She thinks shes fierce, she knows shes wrong, My cat starts yawning when she hears this song….. welllllll
Cats are cool cats are great my cat eats tuna off a paper plate. my cat takes naps my cat takes baths . SIKE. My cat will never take a bath, she’ll remain exactly how she is, unless she decides to clean herself because baths are the devil and this is a godly house. get that damn bath water away from me.
Anyway, Im a cat person oh yeaahh ima cat person uh huh im a cat person oh yeahhh im a cat person.
Oh yeah its time to raise a shouttttttt, cause the cats are raining downn, THIS SONG IS ENDING NOW. shout out my cats Kira and Deedee
TreGardener
