[Intro]
[spoken
Mock-serious]
Bro
When life gets weird
You call me
The weirdest one you know
[Verse 1]
You locked your keys
Inside your car
It’s the third time
This week so far
You text “I’m doomed”
Like it’s the end
I show up late
With snacks
My friend
[Chorus]
When you need a friend I’ll be there
(clap, clap) “AY!” [male choir]
With bad advice and extra chairs
We’ll sit and laugh till worries tear
When you need a friend I’ll be there
[choir
Big] I’LL! BE! THERE!
[Verse 2]
You got dumped hard
By someone strange
They liked your dog
But not your name
We make sad toast
At 2 a.m
You start to cry
I roast them then
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
If you slip
If you trip
I’ll pretend I didn’t see
Then I’ll trip right beside you
We go down as a team
If it’s awkward
If it’s bad
If you just need air
Yell my name like it’s a prayer
[choir shout] And I’ll be the answer there!
[Chorus]