[Verse]
I came home late one Friday night,
Found my truck was missing, what a fright.
She drove away with my hound, that's rough,
Left me with her sister, ain't that tough.
[Verse 2]
She took my keys and my favorite boots,
Rode off into the sunset, no dispute.
My dog was howlin' in the back,
Now I'm stuck with Miss Sassy's sass attack.
[Chorus]
She grabbed the truck and took my dog,
Left me with this chatterbox.
Took my dreams and hit the road,
Now I'm stuck with her heavy load.
[Verse 3]
Her sister's in the kitchen burnin' toast,
Turns my quiet evenings into one big roast.
Hound dog's howl is what I crave,
But now her naggin's all I save.
[Verse 4]
She changed the locks and hid the gin,
Now I'm thinkin' I can't win.
Her snorin' sounds like a bear,
Man, I miss that dog who cared.
[Chorus]
She grabbed the truck and took my dog,
Left me with this chatterbox.
Took my dreams and hit the road,
Now I'm stuck with her heavy load.