Lord, Give Me Strength

Lord

Give me strength

I burned my toast

Dropped my phone in my coffee

Now it's a ghost

Life's a circus

I’m the clown in the ring

Who needs a halo when chaos is king

Oh I’m spiraling down

Like a sock in the dryer

Please send a sign

Before my hair’s on fire

Lord

Give me strength

Just a little bit

I’m running on fumes and a tiny wit

If there’s a plan

It’s a mystery

Lord

Give me strength

Or at least some tea

The dog ate my shoe

The cat’s on the roof

My Wi-Fi’s so slow

It’s stuck in a spoof

I’m fighting my fridge

It won’t close right

My life’s a sitcom

But I missed the rewrite

I don’t need a miracle

Just a break

A nap

A snack

Maybe some cake

If this is a test

Can I cheat a bit?

Lord

Give me strength

And Wi-Fi that’s legit

Lord

Give me strength

Just a little bit

I’m running on fumes and a tiny wit

If there’s a plan

It’s a mystery

Lord

Give me strength

Or at least some tea