[Verse 1]
You said he’s “just the homie,”
yeah… sure, okay.
But the way you smile at him, babe…
that ain’t straight, no way.
Every time he texts you,
your eyes light up like sparkles,
and suddenly my boyfriend acts like
a Disney princess with morals.
[Pre-Chorus]
You two giggle on the couch,
knees touching “accidentally”…
but that’s the fifth accident today,
that ain’t accidental, sweetie.
[Chorus]
Boy, you a little too close to your bestie,
acting like he’s your side-piece secretly.
You call him “bro,” but I see the look —
don’t gaslight me, I’m not THAT shook.
If y’all ain’t dating, then what is this?
’Cause I swear he blushes when you blow him a kiss
(“friendly kiss”, okay babe, mhm).
Tell me why you flinch when I sit on your lap…
but you dance on HIS?
Nah, explain that.
[Verse 2]
You said “bros wrestle sometimes,”
but why were you shirtless too?
And why did he whisper
“you smell good” like… who are you??
Y’all be hugging ten seconds too long,
and I’m just standing there like:
“Should I leave the room
or you want the lights off, guys?”
[Pre-Chorus]
He calls you “king,” you call him “babe,”
and I’m supposed to be okay?
Look, if he’s the princess and you’re the knight,
why am I the third wheel tonight?
[Chorus]
Boy, you a little too close to your bestie,
acting like he’s your soulmate secretly.
“Bro time” my ass — that’s a date,
and you booked it early, didn’t wanna be late.
If y’all ain’t flirting, then what is this?
He bites his lip when you stretch your wrist —
I SAW THAT.
And you said “chill, it’s just how boys act…”
Sure. Boys act like THAT?
Okay, go off then.
[Bridge]
Look…
If he was a girl, you’d be in love.
If I wasn’t here, you’d kiss, no bluff.
And honestly babe? It’s kinda cute…
but OWN it, king — stop lying through your tooth.
[Final Chorus]
Boy, you a little too close to your bestie,
and honestly? It’s getting messy.
If you need a minute to figure it out,
I’ll sit here laughing, no need to shout.
’Cause I swear at this point it’s destiny —
your “bro” ain’t your bro…
he’s your man-to-be.
And I’m not mad —
I just want VIP
to the wedding ceremony.
JOREN
