Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Threw up in June
Cried in July
August I swore
You were the reason why
I gave up hot wings
Coffee and cheese
Shaved my legs twice
Though I could barely see my knees
[Verse 2]
Feet like balloons
Back like an L
Craving pickles on tacos
My life was a smell
Rubbed cocoa on my belly
Every single night
Talking to this bump like
"Baby
You better come out right"
[Chorus]
Nine whole months and all I get
Is your dad’s face on a tiny neck
I did the work
He got the credit
Tell me how the math works
‘cause I don’t get it
Carried the load
He brought the seed
Now this child’s his copy
Bargain DVD
Nine whole months
Excuse me please
Why does this baby got HIS eyebrows and HIS knees?
[Verse 3]
Doctor said "push"
I said "you first"
He fainted on the floor
I’m doing my worst
I’m sweating out oceans
He’s filming the scene
I’m birthing a human
He’s trending on screen
[Verse 4]
Labor playlist
Screaming off beat
He’s over there eating
My hospital sweets
Nurses all cheer
As you finally arrive
Then they turn you 'round and
I see that man’s nose on your tiny little eyes
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Got my attitude?
Nah
Got my brains at least?
Ha
Same chin
Same grin
Same hairline too
This is his mini-me with my stretch marks
Rude
Family meeting
I’m calling it out
“I did the time
What’s this about?”
Baby just yawns in his dad-shaped way
I swear he rolled his eyes like him that day
[Chorus]
Style
upbeat modern pop comedy with acoustic guitarbouncy bassand tight rimshot drums. female vocalslots of ad-libs and crowd-style “ohhh!” reactions. verses stay conversational and rhythmic; chorus explodes with gang vocals and claps. occasional cartoon sound fx hits and record-scratch breaks to punch the jokes.
Prompt
A comedic song about a woman carrying a baby for 9 months, and then it’s born and looks exactly like its daddy. Make it hilarious
Credits
Prompt by
MadMadMuzik
MadMadMuzikGeneratedDec 29, 2025
ModelAria v5
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