Girl Syndrome

Ayo?

What?

Girl, who is he even talkin’ to??

HAHA— shut up, babe, we’re busy slayin’.

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VERSE 1 (Girl 1 – fast, bitchy)

Walk in—

heels click, brains glitch, boys freeze.

Bubblegum venom, attitude with ease.

Pink skirt short, but my patience shorter,

say one wrong word, girl—

I deport ya.

My girls to the left,

chaos on deck,

lipgloss sharp

like a butterfly neck.

I talk too fast

and dance too wild—

I’m sweet, I’m cute—

but I’m NOT mild.

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PRE-CHORUS (Girl 2 – psycho-cute)

What??

Did he really try to speak to me?

Ugh, babe, no— delete that energy.

I don’t do “nice”,

I do “VIP”.

You don’t like it?

Feel free to leave.

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CHORUS (ALLE – GIRLBAND MAYHEM)

We got that GLITCH GIRL SYNDROME,

talk fast, think loud, yeah we run this zone.

If you blink too slow,

we already gone—

unhinged, unfazed,

and forever in tone.

Brains on sparkles,

attitude chrome—

boys get confused?

Block. Airplane mode.

We got that

GLITCH GIRL SYNDROME—

and baby, we don’t download.

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VERSE 2 (Girl 3 – hyper, random English)

My mind go brrt—

no reason, no warning,

I wake up cute

and slay till morning.

“What are you doing?”

IDK babe, vibes—

I got five moods

and all of them bite.

I talk in circles,

I flirt aggressively,

I wink one time—

you fall obsessively.

“Girl you crazy.”

Yeah thanks, obvious.

Beauty + chaos?

Deadly. Gorgeous.

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RANDOM BREAK (alle – GIRLBAND GIGGLE CHAOS)

Stop talking—

we weren’t asking.

Wait what??

Girl nvm keep dancing.

He said “hi”—

ew.

He said “bye”—

cute.

Are we okay??

NO.

We’re hot.

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CHORUS (ALLE – even crazier)

We got that GLITCH GIRL SYNDROME,

talk fast, think loud, yeah we run this zone.

If you blink too slow,

we already gone—

unhinged, unfazed,

and forever in tone.

Brains on sparkles,

attitude chrome—

boys get confused?

Block. Airplane mode.

We got that

GLITCH GIRL SYNDROME—

and baby, we don’t download.

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OUTRO (Girl 1 flüsternd)

If you wanna keep up—

update your brain, babe.

We’re already on the next version.