Normal wednesday night ,
watching some flicks.
Listening to the sniffing,
girlfriends slightly sick.
Random sneezing and sniffling,
this chick needs to split.
Put on some headphones listening to my favorie bee gees mix.
"More like a woman"
Man im in my zone,
Listening to beegees, youtube and piping hot calzone.
Tap, tap,tap
I feel some tapping on my shoulder,
At this point in my zen it might as well been a boulder.
I slowly look over, in the focused look of audacity.
"Who the hell is this interrupting my kung fu?"
I stare a my girlfriends sparkling eyes,
Slight trail of snot dripping out the left side,
"Hey babe, i know you just settled in but im quite sick. I think we need to make a trip to the pharmacy quick.!"
Ahhhhhhhhh
Well there goes my peace, my night?
Well its shot.
Stare at my watch its 10 the F o"clock.
Wtf
We dodge the horde of transients and zombies outside.
On top of that, traffic sucked. Not a good ride.
We get inside and are greeted with an assorted mix.
Look that guys scratching his balls in public,
Kinda like the pink haired chick.
Then there were these other 2,
Well 3 if you count the baby.
I did not see them at first,
I just heard yelling, "who the hell is going crazy?"
I just start browsing as my girl is looking around somewhat slow and lazy.
Totally oblivious to every ounce of this crazy.
Then i notice the screamings getting closer.
Anxietys racing, "why am i holding glinko biloba?"
The voice stops, something tells me to look up.
I can feel eyes staring, how the hell do i get out.
"HEY! RED HEAD DOWN THE ISLE! COME HERE!
My girlfriend is focused, not a single associate in sight. Looks like im not getting out without a fight.
Live from a walgreens in pa this is wednesday night fights!
I get the guts to turn and meet his stare.
To no surprise hes still standing there,
All od 5 foot 3 with a damn baby in his hand.
i match his stare with best poker face.
He matches with a joker smile on his face.
The baby smiles and waves.
"Aww thats cute. Fool stay focused"
I build up the courage and some how now im between space and opportunity aka 4 feet of space.
I clinch my fist in preperation but the next part ,
Well lets just say it was a bit of misguided agression or a mistake.
"Just wanted you to know your hoodie is inside out. By the way, im down and out. You got 5 dollars for cigarettes?"
Dude..
Im out
