Sumo Stomach

[Intro - Traditional Japanese flute, then ELECTRIC GUITAR CRASHES IN]
[Shouted in Japanese]
ドッスン！ドッスン！ヨツミワドウ！
[English]
DOSSUN! DOSSUN! YOTSUMIWADOU!
PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!

[Verse 1 - J-Rock energy, fast-paced]
Born from the rivers where the kappa used to play
Turtle shell, platypus beak—I'm built a crazy way
They looked at creatures in the water, said "let's mix 'em all together"
Crocodile, frog, and folklore—I'm the weirdest ever!
My head's got that dish like the yokai from the tales
Fill it with water, keep it wet, or else my power fails
I walk on all fours when I'm hungry, searching for a meal
But when I eat? Oh when I eat—THAT'S WHEN IT GETS REAL

[Pre-Chorus - Building]
GRAVEL! (DOWN!)
DIRT! (GROUND!)
ROCKS! (FOUND!)
WATCH MY BELLY SWELL AND ROUND!

[Chorus - Sumo rhythm, heavy stomp]
TETRANADON! SUMO STOMACH SUMO SOUL!
TETRANADON! WATCH ME LOSE AND WATCH ME ROLL!
TETRANADON! TSUPPARI HANDS WILL SLAP YOU DOWN!
TETRANADON! I'M THE FATTEST BOY IN TOWN!
(DOSSUN! DOSSUN!)

[Verse 2 - More intense]
Arzuros thinks he's tough, thinks he rules the land
I tried to swallow him whole once—didn't go as planned
That furry bear is stocky, too thick to fit inside
So I'll settle for the hunters who come along to ride
My cranial disc gets bluer as I grow and age they say
The more I fight, the harder it gets—I'm in this for the long play
Lagombi, Volvidon, they all know my name
But Goss Harag and Anjanath? Those fights are not a game

[Pre-Chorus 2]
STOMACH! (FULL!)
ATTACKS! (BULL!)
HUNTERS! (NULL!)
WATCH ME DO THE SUMO PULL!

[Chorus]
TETRANADON! SUMO STOMACH SUMO SOUL!
TETRANADON! WATCH ME LOSE AND WATCH ME ROLL!
TETRANADON! TSUPPARI HANDS WILL SLAP YOU DOWN!
TETRANADON! I'M THE FATTEST BOY IN TOWN!
(DOSSUN! DOSSUN!)

[Bridge - Traditional break, shamisen solo]
[Spoken over Japanese instrumentation]
Kappa no kawa nagare...
[The kappa's river flows...]
DOKKOISHO! DOKKOISHO!
[Sumo crowd chant]

[Guitar Solo - J-Rock style, melodic but powerful]

[Breakdown - Sumo stomp rhythm]
LEFT HAND! (SLAP!)
RIGHT HAND! (SMACK!)
BIG BELLY! (ATTACK!)
HUNTERS FALL AND NEVER COME BACK!
JUMP HIGH! (CRASH!)
LAND HARD! (SMASH!)
WATER BALLS! (SPLASH!)
TETRANADON MAKES YOUR HOPE DASH!

[Final Chorus - Maximum energy, key change]
TETRANADON! (TETRANADON!)
SUMO STOMACH SUMO SOUL! (SUMO SOUL!)
TETRANADON! (TETRANADON!)
WATCH ME LOSE AND WATCH ME ROLL! (WATCH ME ROLL!)
TETRANADON! (TETRANADON!)
TSUPPARI HANDS WILL SLAP YOU DOWN! (SLAP YOU DOWN!)
TETRANADON! (TETRANADON!)
I'M THE FATTEST BOY IN—

[Outro - Sudden stop, then single shamisen pluck]
[Whispered]
...town.
[Traditional flute fades]
Dossun... dossun...
[Water sound]
...kappa always wins.

[Final sound - Splash. Frog croak. Silence.]

J-Rock, Kappa Funk, Nerdcore, male