Barbie’s part, high-pitched & breathy) I’m done with Ken and his tiny plastic prick, Always sayin’ “beach day” but can’t even stick. That molded bulge? It’s cute, but babe, it’s tragic, I need a real soldier with explosive magic. So I hit up Joe at 3 a.m. on the ‘Gram, “Yo grunt, bring the heat, I’m tired of this scam.” He replied quick: “I defuse bombs in the dark, Your pink palace? Girl, that’s just a walk in the park.” (Chorus – Both, call-and-response style, getting dirtier) Barbie: Ride me like a Humvee, soldier! Joe: I’m lockin’ and loadin’, no holster! Barbie: Bend me, break me, make these joints squeak! Joe: I’m goin’ full auto, no safeties this week! Both: Dreamhouse takedown, operation deep thrust! Barbie got drilled, now she’s covered in dust! 💦🔥 G.I. Joe came hard, mission: accomplished! No Ken, no problem—plastic pussy demolished! (Verse 2 – Joe’s part, gruff & cocky) Rolled up in camo, dog tags swingin’ low, She’s in thigh-high boots and a thong made of COBRA logo. Harness barely holdin’ those conical tits, I’m thinkin’, “This doll’s got more moves than my entire kit.” Flipped her reverse cowgirl on the DreamBed 3000, Hinges poppin’ louder than my M4 carbine. She’s moanin’ in squeaks: “Harder, make me rattle!” I’m grippin’ MOLLE straps like I’m stormin’ Seattle. Prone bone on the mini-fridge, sink piledriver next, Mirror fogged up from the sheer plastic sex. She’s double-jointed, zero friction, full range, I’m prayin’ my joystick don’t snap from the strain! (Chorus – Even louder, squad backing vocals yelling) Barbie: Choke me tactical, soldier boy! Joe: Already got the zip ties, deploy! Barbie: Grapplin’ hook my ass, pull me in tight! Joe: Safe word’s optional—let’s go all night! Both: Dreamhouse lockdown, thermobaric climax! Joe blew his load like a frag grenade blast! 💥🍆 Barbie’s IG story: dog tags in the headboard tangle, “GI came in hot—Ken’s still at a weird angle!” (Bridge – Slow, dramatic, then build) Ken’s in the corner, still rock-hard and useless, Watchin’ his girl get railed by a real action hero. Joe lights a cig with a grenade pin, smirks: “Next time bring restraints… or don’t. Your call, perks.”

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