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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Safety goggles cracked on day one
Wiebe pulled the lever, thought it was fun
High-tech circuits fried in the spark
Now the whole assembly plant is pitch dark
Cabinets dented, servers aflame
Nobody dares to mention his name
[Chorus]
He’s the Only fails Pirate, crashing the grid!
Look at the damage that Wiebe just did!
Blowing up transformers, sinking the floor
Steering the forklift straight through the door!
Yo ho, watch out for the sparks!
[Verse 2]
Robotic arm swinging wildly around
Crushing the microchips straight to the ground
Liquid nitrogen spilled on the floor
Wiebe’s walking out, locked out the door
Alarm bells ringing, sirens ashore
He broke the mainframe, and ten routers more
[Chorus]
He’s the Only fails Pirate, crashing the grid!
Look at the damage that Wiebe just did!
Blowing up transformers, sinking the floor
Steering the forklift straight through the door!
Yo ho, watch out for the sparks!
[Bridge]
Heavy machinery bowing down low
Nowhere to run, nowhere to go
The CEO weeps, the server racks burn
Every single gear takes a wrong turn!
[Guitar Solo]
[Outro]
Just another fail...
In the factory hall!
Yo ho...
Down goes the wall!
[Instrumental]
Details
GeneratedAug 14, 2026
Duration3:27
LanguageEnglish
Style
pirate metal, aggressive double kick drums, chugging palm-muted electric guitars, accordion flourishes, stormy maritime atmosphere, roaring gravelly male vocals, epic anthemic chorus
Credits
Prompt byKitaUbojica
ModelAria v5.5
Prompt
Fucking Wiebe! Works in a high tech factory. He fucks up everything. Glorious fails. Cabinets destroyed. Power outages. Song is called Only fails Pirate. Metal, pirate metal
