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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Fucking Wiebe on the floor
Badge on his chest, grease on his boots
High-tech forge with a six-hand grin
He kicks one switch and the whole place nukes
Fiber lines snap like rigging rope
Glass shatters out by the loading bay
He walks through smoke with a wicked laugh
And leaves a trail of sparks and wrecked display
[Pre-Chorus]
Hear that hiss?
Hear that crack?
He brings the storm
Then drags it back
[Chorus]
Only fails, only fails
Fucking Wiebe only fails
Only fails, only fails
Cabinets fall and the whole crew wails
Only fails, only fails
Fucking Wiebe only fails
Raise your tankard to the mess he made
Only fails, only fails
[Verse 2]
He cursed the panel, the lights went black
Half the room went into a panic run
Robots froze with their jaws half-open
Then he blamed the moon and laughed for fun
Pipes went bursting in a silver spray
Forklift skidded through the paint and grime
He touched the console, it died in shame
Like every damn machine knew his sign
[Pre-Chorus]
Hear that hiss?
Hear that crack?
He brings the storm
Then drags it back
[Chorus]
Only fails, only fails
Fucking Wiebe only fails
Only fails, only fails
Cabinets fall and the whole crew wails
Only fails, only fails
Fucking Wiebe only fails
Raise your tankard to the mess he made
Only fails, only fails
[Bridge]
[Half-time, crew chant]
Oho, what a curse
Oho, what a man
One bad touch
And the whole ship ran
Oho, black flag job
Oho, break the chain
He sails through work
Like a hurricane
[Final Chorus]
Only fails, only fails
Fucking Wiebe only fails
Only fails, only fails
Cabinets fall and the whole crew wails
Only fails, only fails
Fucking Wiebe only fails
Raise your tankard to the mess he made
Only fails, only fails
Details
GeneratedAug 14, 2026
Duration4:06
LanguageEnglish
Style
Pirate metal with galloping double-kick, chugging palm-muted guitars, singalong crew chants, and a swaggering minor-key fiddle line; verse rides tight rhythmic riffs and snarled lead vocals, pre-chorus opens into shouted gang responses, chorus lands with huge gang harmonies and a hook-stomp cadence. Add cannon-shot hits, sea-foam risers, and a creaking ship bell into transitions. Bright, brutal, and rowdy with a polished punch., glorious, metal
Credits
Prompt byKitaUbojica
ModelAria v5.5
Prompt
Fucking Wiebe! Works in a high tech factory. He fucks up everything. Glorious fails. Cabinets destroyed. Power outages. Song is called Only fails. Metal, pirate metal
