[Intro]
Yeah, Prodrive floor, warning lights flash
Wiebe walks in—hear the breakers crash
[Verse 1]
Punches in at seven with a coffee in his hand
Power cabinet waiting, schematic neatly planned
Tightens one terminal, the whole panel starts to sing
Not the kind of song you want from a twenty-kilovolt thing
He labels every cable, then he labels it again
Somehow puts the orange wire where the blue one should have been
Supervisor says, “Wiebe, what did you touch this time?”
He says, “Nothing major”—then the ceiling loses power lines
[Pre-Chorus]
Every bolt, every switch, every brilliant little plan
Turns into a fire drill when Wiebe gets his hands
[Chorus]
Only fails, only fails
Everything he touches trips the rails
At Prodrive, hear the sirens wail
Wiebe brings the glitch—only fails
Only fails, only fails
Builds a cabinet, breaks the whole detail
If it works, give it ten minutes—wait for the tale
Wiebe’s on the floor and it only fails
[Verse 2]
He tests the fuse, the fuse tests back
A tiny pop and then the factory goes black
The robot arm freezes with a pallet in the air
Wiebe looks around like he wasn’t even there
He calibrates a sensor, now the doors refuse to close
The barcode scanner prints a thousand “NO”s
He swears the plans are cursed, says the tools are out to fight
Then drops one screwdriver straight through the control-light
[Pre-Chorus]
Every fix, every patch, every rescue from the crew
Makes another mystery for everybody new
[Chorus]
Only fails, only fails
Everything he touches trips the rails
At Prodrive, hear the sirens wail
Wiebe brings the glitch—only fails
Only fails, only fails
Builds a cabinet, breaks the whole detail
If it works, give it ten minutes—wait for the tale
Wiebe’s on the floor and it only fails
[Bridge]
But he shows up early, and he stays until it’s right
Takes the blame out loud beneath the factory lights
One day he’ll build a cabinet that survives the test
Until then, keep a spare crew and a fire extinguisher vest
[Final Chorus]
Only fails, only fails
Every little victory derails
At Prodrive, hear the sirens wail
Wiebe’s got the touch—only fails
Only fails, only fails
Still he comes back swinging at the rails
Laughing through the smoke while the whole line sets sail
Wiebe at Prodrive—only fails
[Outro]
Power down, sign the sheet, lock the cabinet tight
Wiebe says, “Tomorrow, I’ll get it right.”
The breaker clicks before he leaves the trail
One last spark from Wiebe—only fails