Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Single dad, two girls, one roof
One says “Dad,” then my day gets loose
Teen in the doorway, pre-teen too
Both got coffee like they pay my dues
“Can I have some?”
“Can I have that?”
“Where my charger?”
“Where my snack at?”
I’m on my knees with a sock and spoon
Found three hair ties in the bathroom room
One shoe here, one sock there
I swear this house is a scavenger lair
[Pre-Chorus]
I just cleaned that floor
Now it needs more
One little spill
Turned into war
I hear “Dad?” and I know
My peace said, “Go”
Then out the door
With my last coat
[Chorus]
Coffee, coffee, here we go
They want latte, they want cold brew
Coffee, coffee, here we go
Dad needs help, but they need two
Coffee, coffee, here we go
I’m the one who keeps this zoo
Coffee, coffee, here we go
I said “Sure” and now it’s through (through)
[Verse 2]
Teen got a mood and a matching list
Says “I need this” with a perfect twist
Pre-teen’s zoomin’ in fuzzy socks
Asking me for the good granola box
One wants oat milk, one wants cream
Both want cash for a “school thing” scheme
Then I’m bent over, picking up pens
Finding a bra strap in a kitchen bin
I wash the cup, I fold the shirt
I step on glitter, that one hurts
“Dad, where’s my bag?”
“Dad, where’s my keys?”
I’m out here working unpaid duties
[Pre-Chorus]
I just sat down
Then I get tapped
One needs a ride
One needs a nap
I hear “Dad?” and I freeze
Like a cop with fees
Then off I go
With my broken knees
[Chorus]
Coffee, coffee, here we go
They want latte, they want cold brew
Coffee, coffee, here we go
Dad needs help, but they need two
Coffee, coffee, here we go
I’m the one who keeps this zoo
Coffee, coffee, here we go
I said “Sure” and now it’s through (through)
[Bridge]
Sometimes they hug me, and I melt
Then ask me for the Wi-Fi wealth
Teen says “Thanks,” pre-teen says “Wait”
Now I’m smiling through the fate
I’m out of breath, I’m out of socks
But I got love in a mountain of stuff in the box
So pour one more, I’ll take the hit
This chaos comes with a perfect fit
[Chorus]
Coffee, coffee, here we go
They want latte, they want cold brew
Coffee, coffee, here we go
Dad needs help, but they need two
Coffee, coffee, here we go
I’m the one who keeps this zoo
Coffee, coffee, here we go
I said “Sure” and now it’s through (through)
Details
GeneratedJun 28, 2026
Duration3:08
LanguageEnglish
Style
Rap with bouncy boom-bap swing at a brisk party tempo; verse rides punchy drums and a cheeky bassline, pre-chorus strips to clap, rimshot, and filtered keys, chorus hits with gang-voiced hook and sticky ad-libs. Close-mic male lead with doubled punchlines, quick stop-time edits, coffee-shop chatter samples, and little vinyl crackle turns. Bright, crisp, comedic mix with hard low end and playful space for every joke., comedy, rap
Credits
Prompt byOnyx_rage
ModelAria v5.5
Prompt
Comedy song about a single dad with 2 daughters one teenage age and one pre teen both love coffee constantly picking up after his kids, always asking for things driving me insane funny male , rap
