[Intro - Club noise + BWAP]
Okay okay story time...
Friday night, club lights...
Seen a 10...
[Hook - Smooth but goofy]
Seen a 10 outta 10 from across the room, yeah she bad,
Lights low, face card, best I ever had,
Then she smiled at me, I said "oh lord, my bad,"
Still a 10 if she don't laugh! (please don't laugh!)
[Verse 1 - Goofy story flow]
Walked in the club, 11:30, lights all pretty,
Seen shawty in the corner lookin' like a whole city — fine,
Silk dress, hair done, body lookin' silly, TEN,
I'm like "ayy yo, that's wifey, that's my mini-me's momma" — I'm in love,
Ordered one drink, liquid courage, two drinks now I'm feelin' buzzed,
Walked up smooth like "hey miss, you from heaven? Cause..."
She looked up... smiled... and my soul said "PAUSE."
Grill look like a broken piano, like white keys fightin' black keys,
Cute but don't smile? Baby you a mystery!
[Pre-Hook - Drunk whisper]
Waiter! More drinks! Make her cute again!

Seen a 10 outta 10 from across the room, yeah she bad,
Lights low, face card, best I ever had,
Then she smiled at me, I said "oh lord, my bad,"
Still a 10 if she don't laugh! (please don't laugh!)
One more shot and she back to a 10 again,
Two more shots and we best friends,
Three more shots and them teeth just blend in![Hook]
[Verse 2 - Beer goggles logic, funnier]
Okay round 3, I'm squintin', she back to a 9.5,
Round 4, lights dimmer, she back to a 10 alive!
Round 5, DJ playin' my song, I'm like "girl you fine, fine,"
My homeboy like "bro no" I'm like "bro YES, you blind!"
She laughin', I'm laughin', but I'm lookin' at the floor,
Baby you cute, just... just laugh with your eyes more!
Not mean, just honest, I'm drunk and I adore ya,
But maybe chew that gum with your mouth closed for ya?
She said "boy you goofy" I said "girl you gorgeous,
Just... Mona Lisa it, you know, no teeth, just gorgeous!"
[Bridge - Both drunk, silly]
She said "you ain't perfect either, look at your hairline!"
I said "you right, we both jacked up, let's be ugly together, fine!"
She smiled big on purpose just to roast me back,
I screamed! Then kissed her cheek! Cause love is blind like that!
[Final Hook - BIG + crowd laugh]
Seen a 10 outta 10 from across the room, yeah she bad,
Lights low, face card, best I ever had,
Then she smiled at me, I said "oh lord, my bad,"
Still a 10 if she don't laugh — but I still bagged!
One more shot and she back to a 10 again,
Two more shots and we locked in,
Moral of the story — love is cute when you drunk, my friend!
[Outro - Laughing in club]
Yo, still a 10 in my book tho...
Just... text me... don't FaceTime... with flash on...
