Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Mornin' starts at six-fifteen
Two girls hit me like a scene
One needs curls, one needs shoes
Both need help, both need juice
Coffee in my left hand
Laundry pile like a sand dune
I say "please pick up your stuff"
They say "Dad, that’s not enough"
[Pre-Chorus]
Then I hear it again
From the hall and the den
"Can I get a ride?"
"Can I borrow five?"
[Chorus]
Coffee and chaos
(chaos, chaos)
I'm just tryin' to survive us
Coffee and chaos
(chaos, chaos)
Two daughters and a siren chorus
[Verse 2]
Teen says "Dad, where's my top?"
Pre-teen says "Dad, what’s the prop?"
One wants iced, one wants cream
Both got dreams bigger than sleep
There’s a sock on my chair
A backpack by the stairs
I just cleaned this whole room
Now it looks like a monsoon
[Pre-Chorus]
And they look at me sweet
Like I’m magic on repeat
"Can you sign this?" "Can you drive?"
"Can you fix this?" "Can you buy?"
[Chorus]
Coffee and chaos
(chaos, chaos)
I'm just tryin' to survive us
Coffee and chaos
(chaos, chaos)
Two daughters and a siren chorus
[Bridge]
I love them, I do
But the askin' never ends
One wants the world today
One wants a snack and then
I’m refillin' my cup
While I’m pickin' it up
Wanna take a nap?
They say "Dad, what’s up?"
[Chorus]
Coffee and chaos
(chaos, chaos)
I'm just tryin' to survive us
Coffee and chaos
(chaos, chaos)
Two daughters and a siren chorus
[Outro]
Coffee and chaos
I hear it, I hear it
Coffee and chaos
I fear it, I fear it
Details
GeneratedJun 28, 2026
Duration2:19
LanguageEnglish
Style
Pop-rap with bouncy half-time drums, cheeky syncopated bass, and bright staccato synths; verse rides playful talk-rap with tight doubles, pre-chorus strips to handclaps and filtered keys, chorus hits with a chantable hook and gang vocal ad-libs. Ear candy includes coffee cup foley, reversed risers into the hook, and quick vinyl crackle between sections. Mix is bright, punchy, and clean with close-mic male vocals and roomy laughter accents., rap, comedy, pop
Credits
Prompt byOnyx_rage
ModelAria v5.5
Prompt
Comedy song about a single dad with 2 daughters one teenage age and one pre teen both love coffee constantly picking up after his kids, always asking for things driving me insane funny male , pop, rap
